christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything
person: god might be a woman
christians:
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Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger
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Tumblr staff getting ready in the morning:
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every other pkm gym leader: hi! let’s fight! I think [type] pokemon are really cool and strong!
ghost and psychic gym leaders: I Have Supernatural Abilities And I Will Fucking Kill You
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What's wrong with grandpa??
Answer:
he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river
JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.
Reblog every time it hits my Dash
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china, 2500 years ago:
guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water
guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..
leaves.
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My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
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